Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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