Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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