I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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