there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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