Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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