i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
"it" just moved
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Boobs speak an international language.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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