But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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