Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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