i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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