508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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