Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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