i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I am available for nakedness
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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