That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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