I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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