I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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