I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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