Welp...herpes.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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