one might say we're banned from that church
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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