Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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