You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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