when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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