i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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