update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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