I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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