I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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