You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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