u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
They should really pass out barf bags in church
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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