I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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