it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
we're so committed to being not committed
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