Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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