all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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