I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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