Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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