Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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