you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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