she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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