i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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