were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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