fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There r osticjed everywhere
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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