are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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