and you said cock pushups were impossible
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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