I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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