Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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