my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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