David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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