I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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