im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
