At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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