I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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