I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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