Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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