Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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