It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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