But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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