halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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